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epa eve vi i nesto od mene....sorry ne go prevedov oti ne ja gubi smislata

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

s_L_a_D_o_K напиша: Abe cigani cigani,ali so niv ke se iznasmees,nema kaj gi nema,segde se.... De ke gi vidis na semafori,de po kontenjeri,i samo slusas...alakari tepu4avle nesto vrlo vazno Vidis i ja sum naucil nesto,sakam nejkam so da praam.... koga gi ima nasekade

ama zaboravi da kazesh IZ ZIVOTINSKE VAZNOSTI :))))

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Ej a zapazi go ova ziti se:

Hehehe zimi se ova ciganive se neotkrieni talenti ili kratko kazano talenti:))))

Si bile dvajca komsii i vo petok ne mrsele.Vo sabotata gi fatil zapek i dvajcata se sretnale vo klozetite koi im bile eden do drug.I sega se slusaat dvajcata kako stenkaat.I edno vreme kaj edniot se slusa "Slup".
- Airlia komsi - mu veli komsijata.
-More air da ne vidis, saatot mi padna.

Pinokio:Dedo, aj napravi mi dupka vo gazot.
Dzuzepe: Abe ti, peder da ne si stanal?
Pinokio: Pobrzaj be dedo, mi se odi vo WC