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Zoran K
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Ancient chinese phylosopher say "wonan who is picture of lovelyness should develope in dark room"
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Zoran K
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A photographer went to a dinner party where he showed many of his photographs. The lady of the house said, those are very nice pictures, you must have a great camera. He said nothing, but when leaving for home offered the following compliment to the lady of the house "The meal was very nice, you must have great pots and pans."
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Zoran K
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You are on a photo shoot by the stormy seaside (tsunami scene, flash flood insert as appropriate), ten foot waves are crashing down, and suddenly you notice President Bush (insert local leader as appropriate) getting out of a car to visit the scene of destruction.
Just as you are getting ready to take a shot, a huge wave washes him and his staff into the terrible waters - only you are left on land. You can either save the President by throwing him a rope, or take a unique shot of him drowning. You terrible dilema, you only have a second to decide: Do you use wide angle, or telephoto to zoom in? |
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Zoran K
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Two photographer friends meet on a street corner. One mentions that he'd just seen a man lying in an alley who was clearly starving and in dire straits.
What did you give him?, the other photographer asked... "1/250s @ f/8" |
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Zoran K
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A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made the daily trek to the elementary school. As the day progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother was worried that her daughter would be frightened walking back home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm might cause her harm. Following each roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Being very concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to the school.
Soon she saw her small child walking along. The thunder would boom, and then, at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look and smile. One followed another, each time with her child stopping, looking up at the streak of light and smiling. Finally, the mother called out and asked, "Honey, what are you doing?" Her little girl answered, "God keeps taking pictures of me!" |
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Zoran K
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Definition of a professional photographer:
Somebody with two cameras and a spouse who works full time. |
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Zoran K
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Q. What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an aspiring photographer?
A. A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four. |
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Zoran K
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There's a story about a photographer-turned-farmer who purchased a plot of land five miles long but only 20 feet wide on which to grow his crops. His reasoning: "I just love a narrow depth of field."
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Zoran K
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"How would you know if you're a photography freak?"
Ans: "You choose 50% gray as the color of your car!" |
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Zoran K
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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks."No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear."Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery." |
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Zoran K
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A photographer is about to executed by a firing squad.
The priest comes up to him. Priest: "Have you any last request, my son?" Condemned Photographer: "Yes, Father. Shoot me." |
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zatko
Профил од член
Испрати лична порака
Најди пораки од член
Посети го сајтот на членот
Додај во листа на пријатели
Сениор Регистриран: 28.Октомври.2005 Локација: Australia Статус: Офлајн Поени: 388 |
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"""""""""Definition of a professional photographer:
Somebody with two cameras and a spouse who works full time. """" Ej hahahahaha alal da ti e za ova me iznasmea http://www.blissvp.com |
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www.blissvp.com
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Mire
Профил од член
Испрати лична порака
Најди пораки од член
Посети го сајтот на членот
Додај во листа на пријатели
Сениор Регистриран: 15.Септември.2005 Статус: Офлајн Поени: 1594 |
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LOL
Desko jaki se vicovite ... alal vera |
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Da se obideme da pomogneme i na onie, navidum izgubeni slucai. Za preporacana postapka klikni TUKA
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JANE971
Профил од член
Испрати лична порака
Најди пораки од член
Посети го сајтот на членот
Додај во листа на пријатели
Сениор Canon-џија Регистриран: 20.Декември.2006 Локација: Macedonia Статус: Офлајн Поени: 1711 |
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ME IZNASMEAVTE OD SABAJLE. FALA |
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Born to be alive...
http://on.net.mk/galerija/jane-ljorovski |
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