Vicevi za fotografi

Ancient chinese phylosopher say "wonan who is picture of lovelyness should develope in dark room"

You are on a photo shoot by the stormy seaside (tsunami scene, flash flood insert as appropriate), ten foot waves are crashing down, and suddenly you notice President Bush (insert local leader as appropriate) getting out of a car to visit the scene of destruction.

Just as you are getting ready to take a shot, a huge wave washes him and his staff into the terrible waters - only you are left on land.

You can either save the President by throwing him a rope, or take a unique shot of him drowning.

You terrible dilema, you only have a second to decide:

Do you use wide angle, or telephoto to zoom in?

A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made the daily trek to the elementary school. As the day progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother was worried that her daughter would be frightened walking back home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm might cause her harm. Following each roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Being very concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to the school.

Soon she saw her small child walking along. The thunder would boom, and then, at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look and smile. One followed another, each time with her child stopping, looking up at the streak of light and smiling. Finally, the mother called out and asked, "Honey, what are you doing?" Her little girl answered, "God keeps taking pictures of me!"

Q. What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an aspiring photographer?

A. A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.

"How would you know if you're a photography freak?"


Ans: "You choose 50% gray as the color of your car!"

A photographer is about to executed by a firing squad.
The priest comes up to him.
Priest: "Have you any last request, my son?"
Condemned Photographer: "Yes, Father. Shoot me."

LOL
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