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Incest is Halal in Islam

by Ayesha Ahmed

10 May, 2008

Note: The conversation between Preacher and his wives in this article is fictitious.



An Egyptian professor of Philosophy Dr. Hasan Hanafi stirred up a hornet's nest among Muslims by comparing the Quran with a supermarket where you can find whatever you are looking for. Muslims declared him apostate and called for his beheading. Actually Dr Hanafi is a true Muslim who understands Quran correctly. Quran is a truly universal book. It is for every one, including killers, robbers, polygamists, rapists, pedophiles, incest artists, you name it. Even those who desire to sleep with their own underage daughters find an aya for it. That is the reason why Muslims love the Quran, read it day and night and never want to change it..


PREACHER (addressing his four permanent and six temporary muta wives): “Today we will study aya 2.223 of holy Quran.”

“Your women are a tilth for you (to cultivate) so go to your tilth as ye will”

[Note: Allah uses the word “nisa” meaning “women“ and not wives (zawaj) as some apologists translate to hide the true intention of Allah to appease their western masters. Thus Allah says, your women are your properties and you can have sex with them in any way you want.]

WIFE No. 1: Whom does Allah mean by “your women”.

PREACHER: By your women Allah means your wives, your daughters and your right hand possessions.” Thus sex with wives, daughters and slave girls is halal according to this aya.”

WIFE No. 1: “Sex with daughters is halal? Isn't that incest . I don’t think most Muslims approve of that”.

PREACHER: “Most Muslims are influenced by kafir laws and hardly practice Islam of quran and sunna. They shun many Quranic tenets which were practiced by our prophet and his sahaba (companions).”

Wife No.2: “They do?”

PREACHER. “Sure they do.. For example they shun sex with underage girls which is sanctioned by Allah in 65.4 and was practiced by our prophet. Our prophet had sex with 9 year old Ayesha and god knows how many under age slave girls captured from kuffar. They shun polygamy (4.3) and changing wives (4.80) which has been mainstay of Muslim household's. Prophet, had nine wives when he died. Hasan, our prophet’s beloved grandson used to marry in the morning, had sex all day and divorced in the evening. They shun sex with slave girls (4.3, 4.24, 23.633.50, and 70.30) and forget that lure of sex with captured slave women was the inspiration for Mujahids to capture half the world in record time. Our prophet had sex with hundreds of enslaved women after raiding kuffar villages. He was sanctioned 20% of all booty by Allah including captured kuffar women.

Wife No. 3: “But did our prophet practice incest too"?

PREACHER: “Sure he did”

WIFE No. 4: “You mean to say our prophet slept with his daughters"?

PREACHER “No he could not. The reason is when the aya 2.223 came down all of prophet’s daughters had been married and gone and were in the ownership of their husbands. But he did practice incest by having sex with his only daughter-in-law, Zainab, who was like a daughter. He desired it, his son Zaid cooperated, and Allah blessed it in aya 33.37”.

MUTA WIFE No. 6: “That means incest is halal and is blessed by Allah?”

PREACHER: “Yes, indeed it is. Now that we all know and agree that incest is halal and a sunna, please go and send our eldest daughter to my bedroom. Allah will not only bless and give sawab to me and her, you all will get blessings.. Jazakallah khair”.

And daughters they did send to their husband's bedroom regularly to gain brownie points for paradise.

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Atentator - istovo go objavi i na druga tema - ne spamiraj so postovi, koi ne se vrzani so temata.

vistinskiot Bog e samo Eden obozuvaj Go samo Nego i pridrzuvajse kon Negovite naredbi kazano od Adam Noe Avram Mojsej Isus i Muhamed a.s. znaci site ovie gorespomenati iminja se isprateni od boga da ne potsetat i ucat da veruvame deka Bog e Eden
jas mislam deka nema kontradiktorni momenti megu k*ranot i Biblijata bidejki:
Stariot Zavet:Pocuj izraile Gopsod nasiot Bog e edinstven Gospod (povtoreni zakoni 6:4)
....za da znaete i da Mi veruvate da razberete deka sum toa Jas pred Mene nemase Bog i po Mene nema da ima Jas sum Gospod i nema Spasitel osven Mene (Isaija 43:10-11)
Jas sum prviot Jas sum i posledniot osven Mene nema Bog zasto koj e kako Mene? (Isaija 44:6)
nema drug Bog osven Mene Bog praveden i Koj spasuva nema osven Mene Kon Mene obrnetese i ke bidete spaseni zasto Jas sum Bog i nema drug kako Mene pred Mene ke se prekloni sekoe koleno (Isaija 45:21-23)
Noviot Zavet: I ete eden covek koga pristapi do nego mu rece :ucitele dobar kakvo dobro treba da pravam za da imam zivot vecen? a on mu odgovori zasto me narekuvas dobar?nikoj ne e dobar osven edniot bog (Matej 19:16-17)
a zivotot vecen e toa da te poznavat Tebe Edniot vistinski Bog i isprateniot od tebe isusa hrista (Jovan 17:3
na Gospoda tvojot Bog da Mu se poklonis i samo Nemu da Mu sluzis (Matej 4:10
cuj izraile Gospod Bog nas e samo eden Gospod (Marko 12:29)
zasto eden e Bog i eden posrednikot megu Boga i lugeto covekot isus hristos (Timotej 2:5)
k*ranot: Kazi Toj e ALlah Eden e! Allah e zastitnik sekomu ne rodil i ne e roden i nikoj ne Mu e ramen (El-Ihlas 1-4)
I Nie ne isprativme nieden veronosnik pred tebe a da ne mu objavivme:Nema drug Bog osven Mene zatoa samo Mene obozuvajte me (El-Enbija 25
nevernici se onie koi velat ALlah e eden od trojcata a samo Eden e Bog a ako ne prestanat so ona sto go velat kazna bolna ke go stigne sekoj od niv koj ke ostane nevernik (El-Maida 73)
Onoj Koj ja napravil zemjata zivealiste i Koj niz nea reki sprovel i na nea planini nepomicni postavil i dve morinja pregradil zarem pokraj Allah postoi drug Bog?Ne postoi tuku mnogumina od niv vo neznaenje ziveat (En-Neml 61)
Onoj Koj vo temninata na kopno i na more patot vi go pokazuva i Koj vetrovite kako radosna vest pred milosta Svoja gi praka zarem pokraj ALlah postoi grug Bog?Kako e ALlah visoko nad onie koi drugi Nemu Mu prepisuvaat (En-Neml 63)
Onoj Koj se od nisto sozdava Koj potoa istoto povtorno ke go stori i Koj od nebo i od zemja ve snabduva zarem pokraj Allah postoi drug Bog?Kazi:dokazete ako vistinata ja govorite (En-Neml 64)
Ovie citati isto kako i stotici drugi slicni delovi na svedostva vo Biblijata i k*ranot ja potvrduvaat ovaa vecna poraka deka Bog e samo Eden "kon Mene obrnete se i ke bidete spaseni...zasto Jas sum Bog i nema drug kako Mene (Isaija 45:12

sega sami presudete koi se kontradiktornite momenti ve molam

Poentata e deka postojat tolkuvanja, interpretiranja, objasnuvanja i toa se pravi spored sekoja dadena prilika. I toa e cela DISCIPLINA vo islamot, cela "NAUKA" kako da se interpretira Knigata. I toa se pravelo od samiot pochetok, so generacii. Toa se pravi i denes. Toa ke se pravi zasekogash.

Toa e taka i toa e poentata: Knigata e ista, nepromeneta, ama zatoa se redat, se menuvaat i se dodavaat interpretacii spored potrebite.

EvAngelos напиша: Messenger напиша: Dali se interpretiraat objavite vo k*ranot?   Да. Постои посебна книга, која се вика Тефсир, со чија помош се толкуваат Кyрантските ајети.

Не е тоа никаква посебна книга,туку посебна дисциплина која се занимава со толкување на Qur,anskite Ајети.

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