Знаеш дека си Македонец , кога :

алал да ти е за ова!!!

Баш!!!!

На почетокот сакам да се извинам бидејки текстот што ке ви го пастирам од интернет е на англиски јазик , но е доста интересно да се прочита:

- Your granfather always has a shot of Rakija for breakfast.
- Even if you're a girl, your parents (who can't remember your name) call you "sine".
- Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than 'rakija'.
- Your mother insists that 'promaja' will kill you.
- Your mother insists you must eat something with 'Sirenje' at least three times a week.
- Your baba will not accept the fact that you're just not hungry.
- Your parents constantly say you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate
from University.
- You go to a restaurant and bring your own drinks.
- You are a fan of whatever soccer team Darko Pancev plays for.
- When your mum calls you 'stoka'.
- You have a Goce Delcev picture on the wall.
- There's a slab of fat in your fridge called 'SLANINA'.
Your parents tell you that Virginity (for girls only) is more important than your life.
- Your mum or Dad screams at you infront of the whole school on report night.
- You deinitely know your a Maco when the 'Kisela Voda' from the village of Dolno Dupeni is supposed to taste nicer than Evian
mineral water.
- If something goes wrong in the family, it definitely has something to do with 'Magia'.
- Everyone asks you how much money you made on your wedding night.
- You constantly get asked how much money you make at work and how big your home loan is.
Your wife has to make you food eveyday and if she doesn't she is not a 'domakjinka'.
- You go to your baba's house, she offers you supa, sarma, piperki or
Kolbasi and gets upset when you don't eat EVERYTHING.
- You are at a zabava and the guys try picking you up by asking, 'Hey baby, what's your slava?'.
- If you are seen drunk at a 21st by an oldie, your parents find out the next day and call you a "piyanica".
- Your fridge always has more beer than food, just in case 'gosti' come over.
- You have an uncle that sticks his thumb up at someone instead of his middle finger and calls him a 'peder eden'
Your parents eat lubenica with leb and sirejne
You ask your mum to go out and she says...Prashajgo tatkoti
Your parents buy you winter coats three sizes too big so it will fit the next year
Everytime it's quiet your dad farts and says "Jas ne prdnav, beshe majkati"
You can't go out with friends who aren't Macedonian
You get hurt & you need to go to the hospital and your parents say "Nisto nema...Ke ti pomini kako na kuche"
Every person that is dark skin is a guptin or a "majmun"
Your first boyfriend has to be your husband
You come home later than you are allowed to and your dad says to you: "More ima mamicheto da ti go e*am" and your mum looks at him weird as if to say "YEAH YOU WISH"!
Your mum and dad are shopping at the supermarket and your mum says to your dad: "Tuka frutata e skapa, ke kupime od fruta shopot"

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ТатаБрада Профил од член Испрати лична порака Најди пораки од член Додај во листа на пријатели Сениор Регистриран: 05.Септември.2007 Статус: Офлајн Поени: 76	Опции за коментарот Внеси реплика Цитирај ТатаБрада Благодарам(0) Цитирај Одговор Испратена: 11.Септември.2007 во 17:11
	алал да ти е за ова!!! Баш!!!!

sara333 Профил од член Испрати лична порака Најди пораки од член Додај во листа на пријатели Сениор Регистриран: 17.Јули.2007 Статус: Офлајн Поени: 378	Опции за коментарот Внеси реплика Цитирај sara333 Благодарам(0) Цитирај Одговор Испратена: 11.Септември.2007 во 17:08
	дееее, Мона каде го најде ова.....секоја ти чест....се изгазив од смеење... "You have a Goce Delcev picture on the wall." ние уште си го имаме Тито

Mindy Профил од член Испрати лична порака Најди пораки од член Посети го сајтот на членот Додај во листа на пријатели Сениор Искрена, поискрена здравје Регистриран: 14.Ноември.2005 Локација: United Arab Emirates Статус: Офлајн Поени: 14598	Опции за коментарот Внеси реплика Цитирај Mindy Благодарам(0) Цитирај Одговор Испратена: 11.Септември.2007 во 01:53
	На почетокот сакам да се извинам бидејки текстот што ке ви го пастирам од интернет е на англиски јазик , но е доста интересно да се прочита: - Your granfather always has a shot of Rakija for breakfast. - Even if you're a girl, your parents (who can't remember your name) call you "sine". - Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than 'rakija'. - Your mother insists that 'promaja' will kill you. - Your mother insists you must eat something with 'Sirenje' at least three times a week. - Your baba will not accept the fact that you're just not hungry. - Your parents constantly say you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate from University. - You go to a restaurant and bring your own drinks. - You are a fan of whatever soccer team Darko Pancev plays for. - When your mum calls you 'stoka'. - You have a Goce Delcev picture on the wall. - There's a slab of fat in your fridge called 'SLANINA'. Your parents tell you that Virginity (for girls only) is more important than your life. - Your mum or Dad screams at you infront of the whole school on report night. - You deinitely know your a Maco when the 'Kisela Voda' from the village of Dolno Dupeni is supposed to taste nicer than Evian mineral water. - If something goes wrong in the family, it definitely has something to do with 'Magia'. - Everyone asks you how much money you made on your wedding night. - You constantly get asked how much money you make at work and how big your home loan is. Your wife has to make you food eveyday and if she doesn't she is not a 'domakjinka'. - You go to your baba's house, she offers you supa, sarma, piperki or Kolbasi and gets upset when you don't eat EVERYTHING. - You are at a zabava and the guys try picking you up by asking, 'Hey baby, what's your slava?'. - If you are seen drunk at a 21st by an oldie, your parents find out the next day and call you a "piyanica". - Your fridge always has more beer than food, just in case 'gosti' come over. - You have an uncle that sticks his thumb up at someone instead of his middle finger and calls him a 'peder eden' Your parents eat lubenica with leb and sirejne You ask your mum to go out and she says...Prashajgo tatkoti Your parents buy you winter coats three sizes too big so it will fit the next year Everytime it's quiet your dad farts and says "Jas ne prdnav, beshe majkati" You can't go out with friends who aren't Macedonian You get hurt & you need to go to the hospital and your parents say "Nisto nema...Ke ti pomini kako na kuche" Every person that is dark skin is a guptin or a "majmun" Your first boyfriend has to be your husband You come home later than you are allowed to and your dad says to you: "More ima mamicheto da ti go eam" and your mum looks at him weird as if to say "YEAH YOU WISH"! Your mum and dad are shopping at the supermarket and your mum says to your dad: "Tuka frutata e skapa, ke kupime od fruta shopot"* Прочитајте ги внимателно, има да се газите од смеење

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