Знаеш дека си Македонец , кога :

brza напиша:

ako si mnogu glupav,....najverojatno si,...makedonec!

кога некој "loser" те нарече ...многу глупав

Биди добар со сите,услужлив за повеќето, близок со неколку, пријател со еден, непријател со ниеден.

hahaha,.....ochigledno pred tebe bile tipichni makedonci,...i toa nekoi dojdeni na gosti od stranstvo,..pa,si pushtile odushka,...zatoa shto tamu kaj shto se ,...ne smeat ni da pluknat na trotoar,a da pominat nekazneto,...

Patriotizmot e poslednoto skrivalishte na kriminalcite.-Albert Einstein

Mokjta od sekogash privlekuvala lugje so nizok moral.-Albert Einstein

па сите точки се во право...вистината боли... намигнување

You know you are Macedonian when:

1. Your grandfather always has a shot of 'rakija' for breakfast
2. Even if you are a girl, your parents (who can't remember your name) call
you 'sine'
3. Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than 'rakija'
4. Your mother insists that 'promaja' will kill you
5. Your mother insists you must eat something with 'sirenje' at least three
times a week
6. You use 'rakija' to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a
massage or shaving lotion
7. You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone
else
8. Your 'baba' will not accept the fact that you are not hungry
9. You go to a restaurant and bring your own drinks
10. You go to you're 'baba's' house, she offers you 'supa', 'sarma',
'piperki' or 'kolbasi' and gets upset when you don't eat EVERYTHING
11. When you have four pairs of 'vlecki' in your wardrobe
12. All other action stops when you hear the music of 'Ogan da go gori' or
'Biser balkanski'
13. When your mum calls you 'stoka'
14. There's a slab of fat in your fridge called 'SLANINA'
15. Your parents still prefer to buy tapes rather than CDs
16. Your mum has a whole pharmacy in her medicine cabinet
17. Your parents think everything is a conspiracy
18. You definitely know you are a 'Macho' when you mix 'Kisela voda' with
'Smederevka' at a local 'birtija'
19. You have at least a whole 'tendzere' left over with food after the whole
family has eaten
20. Everyone asks you how much money you made on your wedding night
21. Your wife has to make you food everyday and if she doesn't she is not a
'domakinka'
22. Your parents invite 500 people over to your house because it is your
'slava'
23. Your parents can eat 'luti piperki' like chocolate and not break out on
a sweat
24. The house has to be vacuumed at least ten times a week
25. After a late night out with your mates on a Friday night, your mum comes
into your room at 8.00 in the morning and vacuums your room and tells you to
get up because it's almost lunch time
26. Your fridge always has more beer than food, just in case ,gosti' came
over
27. You always bargain at the market and try to get discounts
28. Your friends call you 'peder'

PARADISE MACEDONIA

koga ke se ozeni nekoj so makedonka-od kaj ti e zenata od tamu ti e familijata

koga ke rabotis za bez pari 6 meseci i koga ke se pobunis i ke te izbrkaat

“Ш‘ЧО НАПРАИВМЕ...“ - Крсте Петков Мисирков“
“ДО ВИСТИНАТА НЕ МОЖЕМЕ ДА СТИГНЕМЕ ПОЛЗЕЈЌИ“ - Владимир Мегре

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