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samoubistvo e samo nemanje zelba da prodolzis ili da se spravis so sekojdnevieto i so ona sto go ocekuvas.....ili .... gubenje volja za ziveenje...however....
bitno ne go opravduvam....so nisto ne e kraj na svetot....taka da treba da se ima hrabrost i da se odi ponatamu....
iako ne go opravduvam vo mnogu slucai ne bi go ni osudila...
and you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking....
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Koga ne bi postoela smrtta togas bi ja nemalo i tragedijata!!Wink
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....bas radi toa, onoj koj e otvoren za smrtta otvoren e i za bozanskoto...
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Originally posted by Cvekence Cvekence напиша:

primer hitler da se samoubiel na 20 god ke ja napravel najpametnata rabota.


pa na krajot se samoubil
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Originally posted by Alekta Alekta напиша:

samoubistvo e samo nemanje zelba da prodolzis ili da se spravis so sekojdnevieto i so ona sto go ocekuvas.....ili .... gubenje volja za ziveenje...however....
bitno ne go opravduvam....so nisto ne e kraj na svetot....taka da treba da se ima hrabrost i da se odi ponatamu....
iako ne go opravduvam vo mnogu slucai ne bi go ni osudila...
Clap poubo ni jas nemozev da go kazam LOL LOL Tongue
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nema so da se misles , ako ne ti se zivee
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Sad cu se utepamLOLLOL
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If you are feeling suicidal now, please stop long enough to read this. It will only take about five minutes. I do not want to talk you out of your bad feelings. I am not a therapist or other mental health professional - only someone who knows what it is like to be in pain.

I don’t know who you are, or why you are reading this page. I only know that for the moment, you’re reading it, and that is good. I can assume that you are here because you are troubled and considering ending your life. If it were possible, I would prefer to be there with you at this moment, to sit with you and talk, face to face and heart to heart. But since that is not possible, we will have to make do with this.

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Originally posted by boli glava boli glava напиша:

Sad cu se utepamLOLLOL
Tebe ti pomina kriznata tochka vo zivotot( onaa koja gatachkite ti ja predvidoa gledajki vo gravcinja) zarem sega odish na samoubistvo :))
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Ako nekoj ima takvazelba(suicidna) i mu zdosadilo da zivee neka go procita ova ! 5 min ne menuvaat nisto!!!

             http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/
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Suicide is not chosen; it happens
when pain exceeds
resources for coping with pain.”
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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=suicide

Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance.

Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice:

1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.

2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.

3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.

4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.

5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.

6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.

7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.

8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.

9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?

10. College application get rejected? Take the hint.

Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.




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Gods Creative Force enters humanity through a mans love for his wife and desire to raise his family in a wholesome environment. It is reciprocated by a woman receiving his seed-spirit and nurturing it
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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

How to kill yourself like a man.

I was applying for a job to become a suicide prevention counselor the other day, when the guy interviewing me started bitching about how boring his job had become. The only people he ever hears from anymore are 14 year old girls who try to overdose on Tylenol. YAWN. How about killing yourself with some style? How about killing yourself like a man? Here are some manly ways to shove off this mortal coil, along with ratings for each category from 1 to 10:

  • Eat a tub full of beans:
  • Manliness: 8 Style: 4 Awesomeness: 8 Mess: 5

    What you need: a tub, enough beans to fill said tub.

    How to do it: just dig in, you chunky son of a bitch! Keep eating until you can't possibly eat anymore, then eat some more. Your gut will rupture and you will sh*t yourself. The cool thing about this method is that it's not only disgusting to clean up, but you'll probably be so bloated from the beans (choose Van Camp's by the way, not Bush's baked beans unless you like the taste of beans pickled in ball sweat) that you probably won't fit in the casket without some serious reconstructive surgery. Guess who's footing the bill for that one? That's right: friends and family. Just kidding. You have no friends.

  • Strangle yourself:
  • Manliness: 9 Style: 4 Awesomeness: 4 Mess: 0

    What you need: hands.

      How to do it: strangling yourself with your own hands has long been thought impossible because when your body stops getting enough oxygen, you pass out and start breathing normally again. Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing. You're the one who has to deal with the embarrassment of having the paramedics finding your dumb ass passed out on the floor in a puddle of your own drool, as they begrudgingly take you to the hospital where the doctors would be so disappointed that one of them might try to strangle you themselves. And if they don't, give me a call; I will. Even the late Vincent Price strangled himself to death. Either that or lung cancer, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Eat sh*t.

  • Hold your breath:Vincent%20Price%20was%20a%20real%20man
  • Manliness: 9 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 8 Mess: 0

    What you need: balls.

    How to do it: this is similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground.

    Step 1: Hold your breath.
    Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
    Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.

  • Razor blade:
  • Manliness: 5 Style: 2 Awesomeness: 8 Mess: 7

    What you need: razor, neck.

    How to do it: how many times have you tried to kill yourself with a razor blade by slashing up your wrists, only to be told "it's down the highway, not across the street"? Then you listen to this advice and cut up your arms like some amateur dipsh*t who doesn't know what she's doing. Your boyfriend dumped you. You can't go on because you're the only person who has ever been dumped and this is the most painful thing that has happened to anyone who has lived 14 consecutive years, so it's time for the solace only decapitation can bring you. Make sure to go all the way through the spinal column.

  • Cadbury surprise:
  • Manliness: 9 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 12 Mess: 8

    What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.

    How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.

  • Headbutt the sidewalk:
  • Manliness: 10 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 10 Mess: 4

    What you need: a sidewalk.

    How to do it:

    Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
    Step 2: Repeat.

    Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullsh*t. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

  • Lick a hooker's ass:
  • Manliness: 0 Style: 1 Awesomeness: 1 Mess: 10

    What you need: a hooker, $0.75.

    How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always sh*t properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!

    That's it for now. Just remember: it's your suicide, have fun with it.




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