Public Class Form1
Dim a As Integer
Private Sub btn2_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles btn2.Click
txt1.Text = ""
txt2.Text = ""
End Sub
Private Sub btn1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles btn1.Click
a = Int(Rnd() * 31)
If a = 0 Then
txt2.Text = "Idi u pichku mater !"
ElseIf a = 1 Then
txt2.Text = "Kolku e 1+1 ?"
ElseIf a = 2 Then
txt2.Text = "Mi se spie"
ElseIf a = 3 Then
txt2.Text = "Ushte cje mi dosadjash ?"
ElseIf a = 4 Then
txt2.Text = "Shto ne zapalish edno cigare ?"
ElseIf a = 5 Then
txt2.Text = "Sakam pari !"
ElseIf a = 6 Then
txt2.Text = "Bidi pojasen ?!"
ElseIf a = 7 Then
txt2.Text = "Da ti go napikam !"
ElseIf a = 8 Then
txt2.Text = "I jas tebe !"
ElseIf a = 9 Then
txt2.Text = "Te sakam !"
ElseIf a = 10 Then
txt2.Text = "Ebi si majkata !"
ElseIf a = 11 Then
txt2.Text = "Da ti e*am se po red !"
ElseIf a = 12 Then
txt2.Text = "Dosta me gnjaveshe, be !"
ElseIf a = 13 Then
txt2.Text = "Se najdobro !"
ElseIf a = 14 Then
txt2.Text = "E=mc2"
ElseIf a = 15 Then
txt2.Text = "Shto bi rekol Ajnshtajn na ova ?!"
ElseIf a = 16 Then
txt2.Text = "Znaesh li ti kolku e saat ?!"
ElseIf a = 17 Then
txt2.Text = "Ushte nekoe glupo prashanje ?!"
ElseIf a = 18 Then
txt2.Text = "Dosta be so prashanjava !"
ElseIf a = 19 Then
txt2.Text = "Drn drn jarina."
ElseIf a = 20 Then
txt2.Text = "A ti shto mislish ?"
ElseIf a = 21 Then
txt2.Text = "Ne mislev tuka, povtori go prashanjeto !?"
ElseIf a = 22 Then
txt2.Text = "La la la la la..."
ElseIf a = 23 Then
txt2.Text = "Brat za brat, pasta za zabi."
ElseIf a = 24 Then
txt2.Text = "Gladen sum !"
ElseIf a = 25 Then
txt2.Text = "Vam na usluga !"
ElseIf a = 26 Then
txt2.Text = "Ne me vredjaj !"
ElseIf a = 27 Then
txt2.Text = "Ma, idi shetaj !"
ElseIf a = 28 Then
txt2.Text = "A be, ti normalen si ?!"
ElseIf a = 29 Then
txt2.Text = "Pametno prashanje !"
Else
txt2.Text = "???"
End If
End Sub
Private Sub Form1_Load(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles MyBase.Load
Randomize()
End Sub
End Class